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			<title>Why don't witches wear panties?</title>
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			<description>Why don't witches wear panties? 
[answer below]                    
Better grip on the broom.  
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			<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 16:55:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>The Ten Commandments of Marriage </title>
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			<description>Commandment 1.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. 
Commandment 2.
If you want your wife to listen and pay stric ...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2009 09:26:00 -0500</pubDate>
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			<title>Don't sell to blondes</title>
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			<description>A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, &quot;How much is this TV?&quot; 
The salesman said, &quot;Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes.&quot;  
The next day she c ...</description>
			<pubDate>Sun, 22 Feb 2009 12:31:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Japanese Fart</title>
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			<description>A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of he ...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:38:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Ha..Ha!</title>
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			<description>A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. 
Her boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks sympathetically, &quot;What's the matt ...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:38:00 -0600</pubDate>
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			<title>Hole in one!</title>
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			<description>There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, s ...</description>
			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 21:37:00 -0600</pubDate>
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